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February 5, 5:01PM I never thought I'd have the reverse problem. This is the 4th girlfriend in a row that's broken up with me because I'm too big for them. What do I do now? CAN RELATE (1) CAN'T RELATE (2) FLAG FOR ABUSE

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Wait till you find a girl that loves your size. They're out there. I'm one of them.

LC commented on Feb 5 13 at 5:25 pm FLAG FOR ABUSE

How about quit trolling.

MGW commented on Feb 5 13 at 5:48 pm FLAG FOR ABUSE

@MGW real person here...

OP commented on Feb 5 13 at 5:52 pm FLAG FOR ABUSE

Not much you can do. Stock up on lube and spend lots of time on foreplay to get her warmed up for the main event.

me commented on Feb 5 13 at 6:23 pm FLAG FOR ABUSE

how big are we talking?

ss commented on Feb 5 13 at 6:37 pm FLAG FOR ABUSE

Average cocks for the win, again! Thank you op that makes me feel better :) You just need to find a woman with a giant vagina. I don't know how to go about doing that, as I'm looking for the opposite. Women who have had children perhaps?

heh commented on Feb 5 13 at 6:47 pm FLAG FOR ABUSE

You're not funny. Way to insult women with children and reinforce vaginal loathing so they can be tight enough for your pleasure. I'm sure they're gaining a lot by not being with you.

@he commented on Feb 5 13 at 6:56 pm FLAG FOR ABUSE

@SS, 11.5", and pretty thick. I use lots of lube, and I can control myself and not fully penetrate, but I think the girth is what's scaring girlfriends away. And @heh, yeah that wasn't funny...

OP commented on Feb 5 13 at 7:06 pm FLAG FOR ABUSE

For every girl who can't handle it, there are 5 that can. I dumped a 'too fat' once, and a 'too long' once. But they had nooooo problems finding at least one little masochistic nympho who wanted her cervix battered or to feel like she was giving birth every time. And I know they were tight, because I slept with them, too.

@op commented on Feb 5 13 at 7:08 pm FLAG FOR ABUSE

I don't know what you do for living, but surely there is a lot of sex and money waiting for you in porn.

@op commented on Feb 5 13 at 7:10 pm FLAG FOR ABUSE

haha! I just want lots of sex with one woman. a nice, normal woman. I would feel like such an ass if I had to tell every woman I started dating, "hey, by the way, my penis may be a problem..."

OP commented on Feb 5 13 at 7:24 pm FLAG FOR ABUSE

Unfortunately, you're just going to have to suffer like the rest of us. Date, get out there, meet people, be friendly and polite to women. There will be plenty of trial and error. And maybe, with a little luck, you will find a wonderful woman who celebrates everything about you. Good luck.

808 commented on Feb 5 13 at 10:54 pm FLAG FOR ABUSE

Wow, that's HUGE. I would never have sex with one that size. However, there are quite a few women who like massive dicks. Usually, these are the ones that enjoy fisting. Or consider surgery ? To make it a better size ? I imagine, though, your penis size will be more attractive the more children a woman has given birth to through her vagina. And I imagine it's not THAT small a population who would enjoy your penis. Maybe one tenth ? Or one fifth ? I imagine also that the ratio increases the older you get.

HL commented on Feb 6 13 at 3:42 am FLAG FOR ABUSE

Maybe also learn how to give REALLY good cunnilingus. Learn from lesbians. Give her an orgasm before or during penetration. Orgasms increase people's pain thresholds, although this may be during. But it may still help - orgasm first/during, then penetration (lots of lube, great if it's not cold). You don't learn cunnilingus from porn (I'm just suggesting it because it's a surefire way to get most women orgasming. And if sex isn't satisfactory with you with your penis, you can learn to please them in other ways, or incorporate sex with your penis so that your penis isn't that big a drawback. I'm afraid I don't have a lot of tips for cunnilingus, except - learn the anatomy, esp where the clit is. There are 3 spots, g spot, u spot and a spot. There is also the clit. Clit is most important. But don't go for it straightaway. And - oh fuck, it's late at night, if you really want me to give you cunnilingus tips, leave a comment and I may get around to it. Good luck, hope all goes well.

HL commented on Feb 6 13 at 7:19 am FLAG FOR ABUSE

Great oral. Lube. Patience. Start out slowly, wait for her pain threshold to increase and stimulate her clit during. @HL I'm curious about those tips :)

ks commented on Feb 6 13 at 12:02 pm FLAG FOR ABUSE

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