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January 17, 3:39PM I fucked an Italian man and it was superbly cliche in all the best ways. I feel sorry for my future boyfriends. They'll have a LOT to live up to. CAN RELATE (4) CAN'T RELATE (7) FLAG FOR ABUSE

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As a girl who used to regularly fuck an Italian with none of the negatives and all of the awesomeness, remember that you're the only one with these expectations that need living up to lol. I've yet to find anyone to fuck me like he did. Close, after a bit of work, but not with the same consistency or strength of orgasm. You'll always compare but the new guy won't have the benchmark. Good luck though, it's almost as fun as it is frustrating.

rum commented on Jan 17 13 at 3:56 pm FLAG FOR ABUSE

I had the naive idea that sex was about intimacy and closeness, among another things. Didn't know I was being graded like was taking my college finals all over again...

yuk commented on Jan 17 13 at 6:20 pm FLAG FOR ABUSE

Those future boyfriends sound lucky to date a girl like you.

ha commented on Jan 17 13 at 6:36 pm FLAG FOR ABUSE

Oh, please. People compare sex partners all the time. It's also pretty hard to go backwards in the sex department, once you know what's possible for you and your body settling for less is hard idea to swallow.

@yu commented on Jan 17 13 at 6:40 pm FLAG FOR ABUSE

Cliche? I am so thankful for my girlfriend. If I want I can make her come within 4 minutes. No living up to

we commented on Jan 17 13 at 10:28 pm FLAG FOR ABUSE

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