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January 3, 12:51PM Implants are to breasts what McDonalds is to food. CAN RELATE (22) CAN'T RELATE (3) FLAG FOR ABUSE
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I know! It's the best thing ever! We need a drive through boob job store to make them easier to get and cheaper.

jug commented on Jan 3 13 at 1:09 pm FLAG FOR ABUSE

Fatter and tastier!!

yum commented on Jan 3 13 at 1:55 pm FLAG FOR ABUSE

Hell, yeah! Fatter and tastier!

oo commented on Jan 3 13 at 2:24 pm FLAG FOR ABUSE

trashy, generic, and a poor substitute for real food?

fp commented on Jan 3 13 at 2:31 pm FLAG FOR ABUSE

Tacky plastic?

ltl commented on Jan 3 13 at 2:43 pm FLAG FOR ABUSE

Fake tits look great. Nature is good, but fake is art

no commented on Jan 3 13 at 2:57 pm FLAG FOR ABUSE

This was not meant to be a celebratory statement about either subject. :)

OP commented on Jan 3 13 at 3:55 pm FLAG FOR ABUSE

Kind of a shit analogy, but yeah, fake tits are a boner-killer unless they're post-mastectomy. Then you have my sympathies, and I can probably turn off that part of my brain that says "ewwwww" at the sight of them.

fah commented on Jan 3 13 at 3:56 pm FLAG FOR ABUSE

I don't like implants. Even the smaller ones look fake and waay to big. I'm not against big - I'm an 18DD, but I'm against ugly and artificial.

ni commented on Jan 3 13 at 7:04 pm FLAG FOR ABUSE

The fact is tiny tits suck so implants are better than no tits.

st commented on Jan 3 13 at 8:36 pm FLAG FOR ABUSE

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