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January 3, 8:42AM My fucking fireplace is broken and it's ruining my first snuggle-possible winter ever! He even WANTS to read books and sip hot cocoa snuggled in blankets by the fire. Of COURSE it breaks this year! Grr! CAN RELATE (2) CAN'T RELATE (4) FLAG FOR ABUSE
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first world problems.

rlh commented on Jan 3 13 at 8:58 am FLAG FOR ABUSE

Yes, it definitely is. But the fact that any of us are here bitching is a "first world problem" no one comes here to 'confess' that they don't have heat or clean water and therefore can't fuck as many girls as they used to. People come here to complain that they want more anal. lol

op commented on Jan 3 13 at 9:06 am FLAG FOR ABUSE

pretty sure that dude is gay if he wants to sit around a fire sip cocoa and read...

asd commented on Jan 3 13 at 9:30 am FLAG FOR ABUSE

@op Touche' @asd Pretty sure you're gay if you're first thought concerning that dude is his sexuality...

uh commented on Jan 3 13 at 9:55 am FLAG FOR ABUSE

Now that comment I totally expected. Because only gay men read or like fires/fireplaces, being warm in the winter or even hot chocolate, he doesn't like hot chocolate actually - I do and be makes fun of me for being a big 8 year old about it (don't forget my whipped cream).

op commented on Jan 3 13 at 9:57 am FLAG FOR ABUSE

Winter only starts in December, which means you have more months to enjoy the fireplace. Get it fixed! Or buy this and place it in the fireplace or on the hearth. It's very cozy looking/romantic. http://www.overstock.com/Home-Garden/Tealight-Fireplace-Log/1510650/product.html?cid=143974&fp=F&TRACK=CSEShopping&mr;:referralID=d83e7ca9-55bc-11e2-8751-001b2166c2c0

nan commented on Jan 3 13 at 10:49 am FLAG FOR ABUSE

Or light candles. Scented ones while you're at it.

Er commented on Jan 3 13 at 11:49 am FLAG FOR ABUSE

or you could watch while your gay boyfriend sucks his friends dick in front of the fireplace while sipping hot cocoa

yad commented on Jan 3 13 at 1:38 pm FLAG FOR ABUSE

Oh that tea light thing is adorable. I'm working on fixing the fireplace, i use it every year and The weather has gotten brutal so i really miss it. Candles are always great! I'm sure he'd be up for warm blankets and good books in the interim.

op commented on Jan 3 13 at 2:52 pm FLAG FOR ABUSE

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